Every coin writes
a check.
launch a coin and point its 1% creator fee at any X handle — yours, your barber's, an astronaut's. the fees accrue in a public escrow made out to that handle, claimable only after they verify it's really them. 90 days unclaimed, and the check burns. their name on the check is not their consent — we print that on the front.
the check is an example drawn in your browser. no escrow, no SOL, and no astronaut on this page is real.
launch, point, accrue, claim
Launch
coins, curves, graduation at 100 SOL — the boring plumbing, unchanged. the interesting part is where the fee goes.
Point the fee
name any X handle as payee. every trade's 1% accrues to a public escrow made out to that handle — one check per coin, visible to anyone, including them.
They claim, or not
the named handle verifies ownership and claims — on-chain, then off-ramped, every payout public, every receipt on file. or they never find out. or they decline. all three are normal.
90 days, then fire
an unclaimed check expires and burns — publicly, on a schedule, no extensions. an expired check is a bonfire with a receipt, and the burn is announced like a payout would be.
write a check
every check on this page is an example — 0 CLEARED · 0 CLAIMED · ALL PRETEND. nothing is deployed, and no handle has been paid.
naming a handle points money at a person. it does not make them your partner, your endorser, or your exit liquidity plan. if you're writing a check to a famous name hoping their fans buy your coin — that's the oldest trick's younger sibling, and the back of the check covers it.
why escrow and not a wallet: money sent straight to a stranger's address is a liability dressed as a gift. escrow with verified claim means the handle chooses — take it, ignore it, or let it burn. the choice is the feature.
the back of the check
same size as the front. read it before you make anything out to anyone.
no checks have cleared
nobody has been paid.
the hard parts are real: an identity oracle that proves a wallet owns a handle (whoever runs it can steal every check), an opt-out registry that wins instantly, a burn that can't be front-run, and receipts a stranger can verify. none of it exists. every check on this page is an example made out to nobody.
anything calling itself a live payee.fun today is not us — and anyone claiming checks in someone else's name is committing fraud, the regular kind.